Bulbous Bouffant Lyrics by Vestibules
1: hi.
2: hello.
1: are you waiting for the bus?
2: uh, yes i am, actually.
1: hm.
1: i noticed you're not wearing any galoshes.
2: uh, no i'm not... it's uh... it's sunny out... uh... no need for galoshes.
1: i'm wearing galoshes.
2: hm.
1: galoshes.
2: uh huh.
1: did you read the paper today?
2: uh, no, i haven't had a chance.
1: did you read the thing about the eskimos?
2: no.
1: well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the fat from the whale.
2: oh, yeah.
1: do you know what that's called?
2: uh, no, uh, i don't.
1: blubber. [blubber: the fat of sea mammals, especially whales and seals: walfischspeck]
2: oh, right.
1: blubber.
2: yeah, blubber.
1: that's what it's called.
2: uh huh.
1: blubber.
2: right.
1: the eskimos eat the blubber.
2: uh huh.
1: and the blubber will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: oh, yeah.
1: sometimes it will come from a beluga whale. [beluga: a small white-toothed whale related to the narwhal, also called "white whale"]
2: uh huh.
1: beluga!
2: right, yeah.
1: hey, hey. they don't wear galoshes.
2: who, the whales?
1: nooooooo. the eskimos.
2: oh no. that's right, they don't.
1: they wear mukluks! [mukluk: a high, soft boot that is worn in the american arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin]
2: uh huh.
1: mukluks!
2: that's right; mukluks.
1: mukluks!.
2: yeah... mukluks.
1: say it again.
2: mukluks.
1: say it louder.
2: mukluks!
1: um, hmm... good eh?
2: yeah, it is a good one... i didn't want to say it but uhh... i like it...
1: say, say, say galoshes.
2: galoshes.
1: hey, hey... it's good, eh?
2: yeah, it's good.
1: galoshes!
2: galoshes!
1: beluga!
2: beluga.
1: blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...
2: blubber mukluk!
1: blubber... beluga!
3: uh, excuse me.
2: ahem.
3: sorry, um... i didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: oh no... it's ok!
3: uh, ok. i just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: uh yeah, ah... it should be here any minute actually.
3: oh, i see. well, sorry to disturb you.
2: that's ok, we were just... uhhhh...
{long pause}
1: sir.
3: yes?
1: ppppssssssssssssttttttt!
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